I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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