no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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