Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
the raccoons are back...
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