JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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