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evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...

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(208): View more from Idaho

I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick

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(520): View more from Arizona

remember, YOU ARE A WINNER

(410): View more from Maryland

my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.

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(916): View more from California

Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.

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(614): View more from Ohio

John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.

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