I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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