Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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