can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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