I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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