i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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