he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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