People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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