Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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