If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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