what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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