I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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