They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize