Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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