ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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