so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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