I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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