I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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