Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I am naked and annoyed.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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