Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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