How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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