Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
we should paint friendship bongs
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