For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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