if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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