The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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