I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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