Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Can I color on your dick again?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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