i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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