Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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