is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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