Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
