I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
