and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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