If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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