I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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