just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
