how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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