She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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