Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Randomize
