i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
So. Much. Porn.
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