sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Randomize