The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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