I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
