Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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