What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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