He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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