whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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