Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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