I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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