I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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