she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Sext me about skeletons
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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