I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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